Difference between revisions of "Faction:Amalgamated Industries"
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{{Factioninfobox | {{Factioninfobox | ||
| Name = Amalgamated Industries | | Name = Amalgamated Industries | ||
| − | | Leaders = Wonko the Sane | + | | Leaders = Wonko the Sane; The Winchester Kid; George |
| Type = Industrial, Commercial, <br />Science and Pirate | | Type = Industrial, Commercial, <br />Science and Pirate | ||
| RecruitingStatus = No, but soon | | RecruitingStatus = No, but soon | ||
| Members = 3 | | Members = 3 | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| + | ==News== | ||
| + | *Amalgamated Industries is pleased to announce that applications will open within the week. Start compiling your CVs now! | ||
| + | *Upcoming court date: unlicensed medical practice. Wish us luck! | ||
| + | *As of the 28th of June all new employees will be required to be implanted with a permanent heart monitor. | ||
== About Amalgamated Industries == | == About Amalgamated Industries == | ||
| − | Amalgamated Industries is a | + | Amalgamated Industries is a major corporation that owns and operates a number of subsidiary companies including The Space Construction Alliance and The Sol Coalition. We are aim to continue to produce a large range of products of a cosmonautical nature and provide services in various fields. Our research and development team is always conceiving new ways to utilise highly manufacturable parts, making construction of large objects easier and cheaper than ever. |
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| + | All ships and boats in the Amalgamated Industries fleet are required by law to be unarmed, save for defences required to defend against a worst-case scenario of pirate attack. This is still a considerable armament due to our hostile relationship with multiple pirate organisations. As such, the largest of our ships carry enough destructive firepower to annihilate a dwarf planet. This may change in the near future if we cannot find a lawyer to represent us in an upcoming case involving the disappearance of Pluto. | ||
| − | You may have noticed that among Amalgamated Industries official listings as being an Industrial, Commercial and Science-based company, there is also a listing of Piracy. Rest assured, this is not true. This is only displaying as a result of an obviously biased court case involving a missing uranium shipment. We are currently lodging an appeal to have this | + | You may have noticed that among Amalgamated Industries official listings as being an Industrial, Commercial and Science-based company, there is also a listing of Piracy. Rest assured, this is not true. This is only displaying as a result of an obviously biased court case involving a missing uranium shipment. We are currently lodging an appeal to have this classification removed from all official listings. |
== Applying == | == Applying == | ||
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*Wonko the Sane, CEO | *Wonko the Sane, CEO | ||
*The Winchester Kid, Head of Hiring and Firing | *The Winchester Kid, Head of Hiring and Firing | ||
| − | *George, Janitor | + | *George, Janitor, Major Shareholder |
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News
- Amalgamated Industries is pleased to announce that applications will open within the week. Start compiling your CVs now!
- Upcoming court date: unlicensed medical practice. Wish us luck!
- As of the 28th of June all new employees will be required to be implanted with a permanent heart monitor.
About Amalgamated Industries
Amalgamated Industries is a major corporation that owns and operates a number of subsidiary companies including The Space Construction Alliance and The Sol Coalition. We are aim to continue to produce a large range of products of a cosmonautical nature and provide services in various fields. Our research and development team is always conceiving new ways to utilise highly manufacturable parts, making construction of large objects easier and cheaper than ever.
All ships and boats in the Amalgamated Industries fleet are required by law to be unarmed, save for defences required to defend against a worst-case scenario of pirate attack. This is still a considerable armament due to our hostile relationship with multiple pirate organisations. As such, the largest of our ships carry enough destructive firepower to annihilate a dwarf planet. This may change in the near future if we cannot find a lawyer to represent us in an upcoming case involving the disappearance of Pluto.
You may have noticed that among Amalgamated Industries official listings as being an Industrial, Commercial and Science-based company, there is also a listing of Piracy. Rest assured, this is not true. This is only displaying as a result of an obviously biased court case involving a missing uranium shipment. We are currently lodging an appeal to have this classification removed from all official listings.
Applying
Due to a court case involving the ethics of human testing Amalgamated Industries has recently had massive layoffs, that is to say total layoffs with the exception of the CEO. Therefore we are currently on the lookout for new members and will be hiring soon. New recruits must have absolutely no legal experience, preferably no understanding of the concept of any form of legality. We are looking for designers and builders with at least 5 hours experience with construction in deep space and 10 hours experience with space travel in some form. Combat proficiency is preferred, simulated combat will do. Due to a case involving the accidental yet total destruction of a mining station in our sector, we currently only have the funding to hire volunteers. High risk of death, extended periods of isolation in space, no perks, no holiday pay, no holidays, no pay. All new employees will be required to sign a non-disclosure form. Contact The Winchester Kid via Steam to apply.
Members
- Wonko the Sane, CEO
- The Winchester Kid, Head of Hiring and Firing
- George, Janitor, Major Shareholder
